10AM Like, Did He Twirl His Mustache and Cackle?

Secretary to irate victim on the phone: Well, ma'am, perhaps it would help if you could remember the name of the prosecutor who handled your case...
Irate victim: Well... I don't remember his name, but I can tell you he was the meanest son of a bitch in that office!
Secretary, sighing: Ma'am, I'm afraid you're going to have to be much more specific than that.

Virginia

Overheard by: Nice Little Lemur Girl