3PM Raise Your Hand If You Hate Being First-Named by Strangers, Regardless Of Color

Irate black secretary, getting off phone: Damn bill collectors, always asking for me by my full name. Know he didn't know me either, cause none of my friends call me Patricia, and he sounded white. Lord knows that I don't have any white friends.

One Penn Plaza, Manhattan

Overheard by: The white guy who thought he was a friend