11AM You Must Think There's a Difference Between Methodists and Baptists

Authoritative man in cafeteria line: Hm. I love twice-baked potatoes.
Man behind him: Aren't twice-baked potatoes the same as mashed potatoes?
Authoritative man in cafeteria line: The difference is that twice-baked potatoes are baked twice.

Swanton, Ohio

Overheard by: Boehmhemian