12PM Hey, I Look Past Your Beer Belly and Inability to Coordinate an Outfit

Overly gay coworker: Oh. My. God. Why are you not answering your phone? I've had the same call ring back to me three times.
Coworker: Okay, you're gonna need to turn down the homosexuality, because all I'm hearing is, "blah blah blah, I'm such a fag, blah blah blah."

Maryville Centre
St. Louis, Missouri