4PM I Was That Way with Sister Act II: Back in the Habit

Newly hired girl, learning computer system: *gasp* Oh my god, I just figured out why Chevron gas stations are called Chevron!
(senior girl rolls eyes)
Newly hired girl, a minute later: *gasp!*
Senior girl: What? Did you just figure out what Shell gas stations are named after?

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: why did we hire her again?