5PM Your Husband's a Good Sport to Let You Braid His Hair Like That

Loud office coworker in horizontal stripes: So I was always saying "I wish I had a doll that could do that. And that. And that. I want a doll that can do everything!"
Coworker, in low, creepy voice: And now you've made your own.

Victoria's Secret Home Office
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: chucky