5PM You're Not in Kentucky Anymore, Mary Alice

Female coworker: Have you ever had a crush on one of your cousins?
Male coworker, sarcastically: Yeah, my 12-year-old cousin is really hot.
Female coworker: No, I mean, it's just that they're so nice and cute and ... I just really love my cousins!
Male coworker: (blank stare)

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Jessica