3PM In This Firm, Married Is Not the New Single

Female coworker #1: Wow, is that guy old?
Female coworker #2: Yeah.
Female coworker #1: I was wondering, since you were writing his will. He seemed all "grrrrrrr"'!
Female coworker #2: Yeah... He's married.

Utica, New York

Overheard by: Internet Meme