10AM No, She Says I Can Have All the Gay Friends I Want

Coworker to another, just back from honeymoon: Hey, that shirt looks like it actually fits. Did the missus pick it out for you? Did she make you go on a diet? Did you stop eating because you're depressed? (waits for an answer, gets none) Do you have to ask your wife for permission to talk to me?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Peezy