5PM You Know That Woman in Your Office Everybody Hates?

Office girl #1: Obviously, I just brewed coffee, right? So of course she has to be the first to get some. Well, I walk into the kitchen and she's facing the freezer with the freezer door open, and she has the coffee pot up to her nose, and she's smelling it. I have no idea what the hell was going on.
Office girl #2: What the eff?
Office girl #1: Yeah... I'm thinking that maybe... No, no, I really have no idea.

Sacramento, California