11AM So Definitely Not the Psychedelic-Swirl Sheets?

Worker bee #1: If only the sheets weren't green...
Counselor: Maybe blue sheets?
Worker bee #2: What's wrong with green? They've been green sheets for years! You could leave tomorrow and we'd be stuck with pink sheets!
Worker bee #1: No, I don't like pink, they wouldn't be pink. Also, where am I going?
Worker bee #2: I don't know!
(pause)
Worker bee #1: Maybe something sassy...
Counselor: Well, I'm feeling lightheaded now.

Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: student worker