1PM The EMTs Got So Distracted, They Dropped Me Twice

HR manager: Why didn't you hire Ashley*?
General manager: Well, Mary* in shipping said that the girl was too good looking. She'd be a distraction to the other employees.
HR manager: Oh, that's nonsense.
General manager: Well, I think that was mainly my fault. When she walked past, I snapped my neck checking her out.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: The good-looking girl in the office