10AM How to Get Hungry Sarah* to Go Off on You

Coworker #1: I cannot wait for lunch.
Coworker #2: Do you want something from the vending machine?
Coworker #1: No, I want like food-food.
Coworker #3: Uh, what's "food-food", Sarah*?
Coworker #1, dumbfounded: Um... Like food that's filling. Not just chips or something.
Coworker #3: Oh, like chicken?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: also dumbfounded