11AM The First Rule Of the Genital Garage Is You Do Not Talk About It at Work

Production manager: I'm sorry, but Brad Pitt in Fight Club? That was the best he looked--with those abs that you didn't even know existed.
Editor: Like that eight ab right above his genitals?
Boss: Unlike my penis canopy?
Editor: Which shields it from sunlight and keeps it dry in the rain.

Brewster, New York