1PM If He Puts His Tie Over the Door, We're Forbidden to Go in

Peon #1: Stella*, Jack* wants to know if you can come into his office.
Stella*: Sure.
Peon #2: Dun... Dun... Dun...
Peon #3: Just don't close the door.
Peon #1: And don't close your eyes.
Peon #2: And don't put anything in your mouth.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: extremely good advice