1PM Luckily They'll All Forget This Conversation in Three Seconds

Office worker #1: Guess what I have?
Office worker #2: Herpes?
Office worker #1: No, actually I have a Snapple lid with random fact #1, can you believe it? The first snapple fact! "Goldfish only have an attention span of 3 minutes."
(silence)
Office worker #3, a row away: If you had herpes, that would have been more interesing.
Office worker #1: Go to hell.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/goldfish.html

Overheard by: e c.