Salesguy #1: I think Jane* may be the perfect woman.
Salesguy #2: How so?
Salesguy #1: I was talking to her about her Care Bear graphic on Messenger, and she said that she played with G.I. Joes, too. "I had them attack the strawberry bushes behind my house. That was my jungle."
Salesguy #2: Dang!
Salesguy #1: I know! I was like, "I think I'm going to have to marry you. You may be the perfect woman." I mean, it's hard to find a girl that played with G.I. Joes.
Salesguy #2: No, it's not. It's just that most of them don't dig dudes.
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