1PM If I Say Yes, Will It Get Me to the Front Of the Line?

Hair stylist lady, picking up next client name and looking around waiting area filled with middle-aged men: Okay, I have to ask this. (reads from sheet) Paris?
(no response)
Hair stylist lady, reading again, even more incredulously: Peaches?

Supercuts
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Captain Craptacular