4PM Actually, I'm Fairly Certain He's Been Urinating on It

Female coworker #1: Ohmigod, my plant's dead...
Female coworker #2: I can't believe you whined and complained for months about how you didn't get a "new hire plant" like everyone else, and when you get one... a week later it's dead because you don't water it.
Female coworker #3: I heard all these plants are responsibility tests. If you kill the plant, you're gone.
Boss over intercom to coworker #1: Report to my office immediately.
Female coworker #2: He knows about the plant.
Female coworker #1: Fuck.

McKinney, Texas