1PM Would That Be a Tossed Salad?

Flamboyant marketing director: In my opinion, prostitutes are great because they help my liver. Let me explain--it cuts the process in half. I don't have to waste my money buying drinks for guys at the bar that still might not sleep with me. So... in the end, my liver is healthier because of prostitutes.
Old lady assistant: Prosciutto is good for the liver? I'll put it in a salad!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Lowly Intern