12PM I Work Here?

Lauren*: So I went on this diet and I was eating cream of mushroom soup. And I thought, "wow, this is awfully thick. It's like pudding!" Then I realized you're supposed to put water in it.
Boss: Jesus Christ, Lauren*!
Lauren*: I know, right?
Boss: Why did we hire you again?

Fontana, California

Overheard by: Aeirlys