Female boss at IT meeting: What were you doing at lunch that made you so sweaty?
Male developer #1: Just washing my wife's car.
Male developer #2: So, did you have a good time "washing your wife's car?"
(everyone laughs)
Female boss: You can wash my car anytime you want.
Male developer #1: Uh... okay.
Female boss: What?
Fayetteville, Arkansas