4PM A Man's Gotta Eat

Boastful rare coin dealer: Oh, yeah, I sold a piece yesterday--$7,700.
Impressionable cashier girl: Wow... wow!
Boastful rare coin dealer: Day before that, sold a coin for four grand.
Impressionable cashier girl: That's unbelievable. Oh... debit or credit?
Boastful rare coin dealer: Food stamps.

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Flynn