5PM Just Like It Promised in the Med School Brochure

Endocrinologist to another doctor: They're both GI doctors, so you know they're really pulling it in. And they've got good hours, well, unless someone starts bleeding in the middle of the night. The only way one of mine bleeds is if I stab them in the thyroid.

Fairview Hospital
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: A Very Scared Patient