12PM ...I Was Probably Thinking Of the British Alphabet.

IT guy #1: Why are they in this order?
IT guy #2: It's alphabetical.
IT guy #1: No, it's not.
IT guy #2: How do you figure?
IT guy #1: S before q.
IT guy #2: Come again?
IT guy #1: You know... S, t, q, v, w, x, y, z. (pause) Wait a minute...

Niles, Illinois

Overheard by: Mosh