4PM How Lucky for Me, I'm Wearing My Sexual Harassment Suit.

Young broker to assistant, looking out the window: Wow! I hope you brought an umbrella!
Assistant to broker: Yeah, I think I have one.
Broker to assistant: I hope you also brought a different shirt!
(assistant wearing beige silk blouse ignores comment)
Broker, mumbling: Yeaaah, wet t-shirt contest!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: FELAGO!