5PM ...Best Just to Lock It in the Freezer.

Girl: My cats chewed through my computer's power cord this morning. (sighs) I guess I'm going to have to bite the bullet and buy a new one.
Apple guy: Or you could use that bullet to shoot your cats!
(girl stares at him)
Apple guy: Uh... I take back that comment heartily.

Apple Store
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: Misaki