5PM Did Mommy Buy You Computers-Are-Too-Hard-for-Girls Barbie?

Executive assistant: Does anyone have a dictionary?
Coworker: No, but it is online. You can just go to dictionary.com, or Google dictionary.
Executive assistant: That sounds too hard for me. Can you just e-mail me the link?

Columbus, Ohio

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