9AM It's Never Easy to Arrange a Podiatryst

Female coworker #1, quietly: So have you had any success yet?
Female coworker #2, quietly: No, she won't let me anywhere near her feet.
Female coworker #1: Okay. I'll tell you what you've got to do. (whispers furtively)

Chili, New York

Overheard by: NewGirl