11AM Nine Out Of Ten Dentists Recommend Me!

Shift supervisor: What are you doing?
Intense coworker: Working on my sparkle.
Shift supervisor: Your what?
Intense coworker: Once I sparkle, all the girls will want me! (turns to female coworker) C'mon, do I dazzle you?

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Still Not Dazzled