9AM ...And for All the Googling I'll Inevitably Do Later.

Guy #1: Have you ever thought about a vagina being like an "inverted" penis?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1, continuing anyways: That way, if you were to "hit bottom" on a girl, that would mean that your penis was technically "bigger" than hers.
Guy #2: I want to kill myself for having been involved in this conversation.

Joplin, Missouri