2PM Would You Like to Hear a Rant About the Price Of Orange Juice?

Patron: Will the bank will be open on Friday?
Teller: Yes sir, we are open. Why shouldn't we be?
Patron: I heard it will be very cold Thursday and Friday.
Teller: No sir, we don't close the bank due to cold weather. How can I help you?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Eddie