2PM Come Back and Talk to Me When Your Husband Poops in Your Shoe

Excited coworker: I have to tell you a story about Jackson.
Surly coworker: Wait, is Jackson your dog?
Excited coworker, excitedly: Yes!
Surly coworker: I have to go. (walks out of the room)

Mississauga
Canadia

Overheard by: Snowmageddon