2PM Then He Changes His Shoes in Front Of Me, and It's Just Creepy

Project manager, reading e-mail from vendor: Hey, Travis*! What the fuck is this?
Travis*: Oh, yeah, that guy. He's like the fuckin' Mr Rogers of switchgear. Always with the "have a great day!"
Project manager: Hmm...
Travis*: And I'm all "you've got $140,000 in liquidated damages, so shut the fuck up, bitch, and get me my stuff!"

Fallon, Nevada

Overheard by: trippin on DayQuil