Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: I have a joke for you.
Hot 20-something: Is it appropriate?
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: Yes, of course it is.
Hot 20-something: Alright.
Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: So there were two strippers...
Hot 20-something: (walks away)
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: waiting for the rest of the joke.