1PM For a Moment I Thought We Finally Had Something in Common

Man, discussing his morning routine with dogs: I'm up early. I walk them, brush them out, wash their balls, and oh boy, that gets them excited, and then we get in some good play time!
Cubicle mate: Ummm, balls?
Man: Balls, the bouncy kind...they're female.
Cubicle mate: That's disappointing.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Chai Tea