10-year-old boy to 10-year-old friend: It's happening again.
10-year-old friend: What? You mean, "it?"
10-year-old boy: Yeah, darn it, I can't help it.
10-year-old friend: I think you should tell your mom about it.
10-year-old boy: No, she doesn't have a penis, she wont know what I'm talking about.
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