10AM After Fifty, People Start Encouraging You to Die

Clerk lady #1: Oh, thank you for bringing that up, you reminded me I have to go get my license renewed on my way home today.
Clerk lady #2: You can't just mail it in?
Clerk lady #1: Well I have to actually go in because I have to take an eye test because it's been ten years.
Clerk lady #3: Oh...you sure it's not because you're over 50?
Clerk lady #1: Fuck you.

Yaphank, New York

Overheard by: Junior