9AM Sometimes "Shhhh!" Just Isn't Enough

Obnoxious 20-something IT guy to another: Oh, look, here's another set with cats as the background, aren't they just adorable?
Middle-aged librarian lady, overhearing: Da Vinci drew those cats. (pause) And they'll rip your fucking head off.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: marion the other librarian