4PM ...You're Fired.

20-something blonde: It sure is cold out here today. I heard it will be one of the coldest days in the last 30 years.
Argumentative VP: No, it doesn't seem too cold today. I can usually tell when it's very cold because my glasses fog up.
20-something blonde: Ummmmmm...you're not wearing glasses.
Argumentative VP: Oh...that's a good point.

Beachwood, Ohio

Overheard by: The Cleveland Kid