10AM You Don't Vote Pro-Yolk, Do You, Sir?

Waitress #1, to customer: I've tried that before, except I don't really like runny eggs, so I usually don't get it. It's good, though. Poached eggs look too much like an abortion. (pauses) I probably shouldn't have said that...
Waitress #2, overhearing: Wait, what looks like an abortion?
Waitress #1: Poached eggs.
Waitress #2: Oh. (pause) Yeah, they do.

Café
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I wouldn't know. I've never had one.