3PM Unless There's a Fire, It's Best Not to Comment on Smells at Work

Cube rat #1: Oh! (inhales deeply) I love that smell! Do you smell it?
Cube rat #2: No. What smell?
Cube rat #1: Skunk! I love the smell of skunk!
Cube rat #2: It is the middle of winter...there aren't any skunks this time of year.
Cube rat #1: You know, you're right. Hmmmm, I wonder...
Cube rat #2: I just farted.
Cube rat #1: Are you kidding me? You mean I have been standing here enjoying your fart?
Cube rat #2: Um... (pause) Yeah, guess so!

Fairbanks, Alaska