10AM Next Time Don't Dangle Them from Your Mouth

Black coworker #1: So I'm trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?
Blonde coworker #2: Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss "I'm-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don't need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!"

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: in the cube away from them!