10AM Unless Our Offices Have Bar Stools, No One Will Ever Know

Office girl: Is the company starting a cloning program? You two are exactly the same.
New girl #1: Yeah, I know...except that she had a baby, and I didn't.
New girl #2: Right, so the only way you can tell the difference between us is the size of our hoo-hoos.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: C.note