1PM Meet the Inventors Of Copy Lube

Copy editor #1: Looks like it's grown to eight inches.
Copy editor #2: Eight inches? Eight inches is just too long.
Copy editor #1: I know, we'll have to cut something from it.
Copy editor #2, sighing: I'd hate to do it, but I just want it to fit in there.

Boulder Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Wincing