5PM Did It Motivate You to Wash Your Hair More Often?

IT guy: Oh my god, I had such a terrible dream last night.
Receptionist: Yeah? What happened?
IT guy: I had a penis growing out of the back of my head.
Receptionist: Oh, um... Oh, wow!
IT guy: I know, right? And the worst part is I had to wear hoodies!

Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: How is that the worst part?!