12PM How Do You Feel About Carrier Pigeons?

Cube dweller: So I came in today, and my phone is blank, and my computer is disconnected from the network. And there's nobody over in it to help me.
Boss: Call the help desk.
Cube dweller: With what? My phone? It's broken.
Boss: So e-mail it!

San Carlos, California

Overheard by: The Punvert