12PM Isn't She the One Who Chews Ice in the Corner at Company Picnics?

Coworker #1: We had our monthly departmental breakfast this morning, and Lauren* just wouldn't stop going on about how she never eats sausage. But she sure looks like she eats a lot of sausage.
Coworker #2: Come on, man--we all know that Lauren has never even seen a sausage in her life!

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