2PM Mr. T: I Pity the Baby Who Tries to Break Out Of There!

Boss to intern: Oh, you're from Kentucky! Is there anything important there?
Kentucky-born intern: Uh, the gold vault.
Boss: (blank stare)
Kentucky-born intern: You know, Fort Knox.
Boss: Oh, yeah! That's where they get the saying "She's locked up tighter than Fort Knox!"

Virginia Beach, Virginia