1PM I'm Hoping to Put Everything Right With a Deathbed Confession

Professor: What's the big deal? I don't understand what I did wrong here.
Angry grad student: You put information in that grant that is absolutely wrong! You totally misconstrued the results!
Professor: Well...fine, but I said it was "early preliminary data," so it should be okay.

Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland

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